I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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