I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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