please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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