what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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