Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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