I want to stick my p in your. b.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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