Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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