So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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