Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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