Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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