Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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