so explain again why im purple
no
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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