I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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