just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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