I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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