So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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