The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Is it penis luge time yet?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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