Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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