Kiss
Puke
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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