I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
whose parrot is this?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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