I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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