so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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