we're blogging at a bar
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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