I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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