let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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