The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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