i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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