May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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