So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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