Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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