I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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