stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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