VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
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My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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