Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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