I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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