Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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