Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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