the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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