I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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