My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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