I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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