remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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