how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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