Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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