I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Randomize
