My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Drake has all the answers
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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