A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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