I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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