Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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