before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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