Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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