So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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