i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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