is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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