gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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