question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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