Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize